lucky bastard

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder mac_flow Founded May 1 August Assault
#68
league rank
50%
win rate
3-3
record
Lv 0
prestige
45
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
27,348
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿4,375,680
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
39
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
110
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

👥
Full House
✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌍
Talent Scout
🌅
First Night
🪑
Home Improvement
+ 39 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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lucky bastard · #68 in Pattaya
50% win rate · 3-3 · 27,348 lifetime drinks
What is this? lucky bastard is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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