Magic Midgets

Legend · Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

“Small Spells. Big Spirits”

Founder Jazup Founded Apr 5 August Assault
#17
league rank
83%
win rate
5-1
record
Lv 5
prestige
81
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
50,709
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿8,113,440
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
50
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
136
Open for business and counting.

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Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

👥
Full House
✨
Synergy Seeker
🌍
Talent Scout
🌅
First Night
⚡
Double Synergy
📅
One Week In
+ 75 more unlocked.

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This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Magic Midgets · #17 in Pattaya
83% win rate · 5-1 · 50,709 lifetime drinks
What is this? Magic Midgets is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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