No No No, Na, You Don’t Love Me

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Suunshiiiine Founded Apr 10 July Finale
#6
league rank
80%
win rate
4-1
record
Lv 5
prestige
52
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
32,928
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿5,268,480
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
33
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
113
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌍
Talent Scout
🪑
Home Improvement
👥
Full House
🌅
First Night
+ 46 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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No No No, Na, You Don’t Love Me · #6 in Pattaya
80% win rate · 4-1 · 32,928 lifetime drinks
What is this? No No No, Na, You Don’t Love Me is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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