The Drunk Monkey

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

Founder BBQ2026 Founded May 3 August Assault

#150

league rank

83%

win rate

5-1

record

Lv 0

prestige

trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks

9,492

Across the full roster, all-time.

Lifetime earnings

฿1,518,720

Drink-sale revenue, all-time.

Roster size

Ladies currently signed.

Days active

108

Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

🌍

Talent Scout

✨

Synergy Seeker

🌅

First Night

💃

Ladies' Night

👥

Full House

⚡

Double Synergy

+ 21 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Drunk Monkey · #150 in Pattaya

83% win rate · 5-1 · 9,492 lifetime drinks

What is this? The Drunk Monkey is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.

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