The Hairy Koala

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder MattHam Founded May 9 July Finale
#20
league rank
58%
win rate
7-5
record
Lv 0
prestige
42
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
29,223
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿4,675,680
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
43
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
91
Open for business and counting.

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Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌅
First Night
🐢
Roasted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
👥
Full House
+ 36 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Hairy Koala · #20 in Pattaya
58% win rate · 7-5 · 29,223 lifetime drinks
What is this? The Hairy Koala is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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