The Moaner Lisa

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Adam Founded Jul 4 August Assault
#162
league rank
66%
win rate
4-2
record
Lv 0
prestige
26
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
3,729
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿596,640
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
26
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
46
Open for business and counting.

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Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
👥
Full House
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌍
Talent Scout
🌅
First Night
+ 20 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Moaner Lisa · #162 in Pattaya
66% win rate · 4-2 · 3,729 lifetime drinks
What is this? The Moaner Lisa is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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