The Tipsy Turtle

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

Founder TurtleReviewer30 Founded May 30 July Showdown

#242

league rank

New

win rate

0-0

record

Lv 0

prestige

trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks

593

Across the full roster, all-time.

Lifetime earnings

฿94,880

Drink-sale revenue, all-time.

Roster size

Ladies currently signed.

Days active

Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

🌍

Talent Scout

🌅

First Night

⭐

Star Maker

📅

One Week In

🪨

Giant Slayer

🏆

First Victory

+ 1 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Tipsy Turtle · #242 in Pattaya

New challenger · 593 lifetime drinks

What is this? The Tipsy Turtle is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.

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