The Turgid Todger

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

Founder TheTurgidTodger Founded Apr 27 July Showdown

league rank

New

win rate

0-0

record

Lv 0

prestige

trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks

2,098

Across the full roster, all-time.

Lifetime earnings

฿335,680

Drink-sale revenue, all-time.

Roster size

Ladies currently signed.

Days active

Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

🌍

Talent Scout

🔗

Cross-Venue Vibes

🌅

First Night

📅

One Week In

🐢

Roasted

👥

Full House

+ 11 more unlocked.

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This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Turgid Todger · #1 in Pattaya

New challenger · 2,098 lifetime drinks

What is this? The Turgid Todger is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.

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