The Wet Platypus

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder MattHam Founded Apr 28 July Jackpot
#17
league rank
75%
win rate
9-3
record
Lv 0
prestige
33
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
18,642
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿2,982,720
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
44
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
68
Open for business and counting.

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Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
🌍
Talent Scout
⚡
Double Synergy
👥
Full House
🌅
First Night
🏆
First Victory
+ 27 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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The Wet Platypus · #17 in Pattaya
75% win rate · 9-3 · 18,642 lifetime drinks
What is this? The Wet Platypus is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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