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August Assault · total drinks since 2026-08-13
| # | Bar | Best day | Season drinks | Trend | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 412 | 1,286 | 23 | ||
| 2 | 383 | 1,210 | 102 | ||
| 3 | 310 | 980 | 41 | ||
| 4 | 321 | 960 | 37 | ||
| 5 | 442 | 923 | 41 | ||
| 6 | 351 | 922 | 17 | ||
| 7 | 308 | 850 | 41 | ||
| 8 | 237 | 791 | 99 | ||
| 9 | 386 | 755 | 17 | ||
| 10 | 212 | 644 | 102 | ||
| 11 | 189 | 643 | 54 | ||
| 12 | 273 | 643 | 41 | ||
| 13 | 264 | 613 | 135 | ||
| 14 | 250 | 589 | 91 | ||
| 15 | 182 | 582 | 16 | ||
| 16 | 202 | 577 | 102 | ||
| 17 | 162 | 577 | 14 | ||
| 18 | 220 | 557 | 105 | ||
| 19 | 239 | 547 | 69 | ||
| 20 | 177 | 544 | 17 | ||
| 21 | 173 | 517 | 70 | ||
| 22 | 155 | 512 | 15 | ||
| 23 | 175 | 498 | 47 | ||
| 24 | 249 | 494 | 13 | ||
| 25 | 152 | 482 | 23 | ||
| 26 | 160 | 477 | 20 | ||
| 27 | 198 | 474 | 38 | ||
| 28 | 191 | 471 | 16 | ||
| 29 | 147 | 431 | 12 | ||
| 30 | 101 | 406 | 5 | ||
| 31 | 156 | 401 | 117 | ||
| 32 | 147 | 384 | 14 | ||
| 33 | 266 | 383 | 70 | ||
| 34 | 212 | 366 | 9 | ||
| 35 | 138 | 350 | 121 | ||
| 36 | 129 | 349 | 28 | ||
| 37 | 139 | 346 | 16 | ||
| 38 | 131 | 340 | 39 | ||
| 39 | 394 | 336 | 41 | ||
| 40 | 134 | 329 | 46 | ||
| 41 | 197 | 299 | 14 | ||
| 42 | 214 | 298 | 97 | ||
| 43 | 93 | 290 | 5 | ||
| 44 | 101 | 286 | 4 | ||
| 45 | 120 | 283 | 7 | ||
| 46 | 196 | 274 | 113 | ||
| 47 | 164 | 273 | 17 | ||
| 48 | 142 | 164 | 34 | ||
| 49 | 401 | 148 | 41 | ||
| 50 | 114 | 140 | 94 | ||
| 51 | 112 | 99 | 133 | ||
| 52 | – | 0 | 0 |
⚔️ Your Competition
Seven surfaces. One league race. Two weeks of drinks, playoffs, a mayoral campaign, duels, and grudges.
How the Compete section works
Eight surfaces the league uses to pressure you. Tap a section for the deep detail on each.
Leaderboard
Tonight · this week · this season
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Three time windows. Tonight ranks last night's drinks. This Week tracks the current matchup-week race. This Season is cumulative drinks since day one. Filter by your league tier (Sunday League up to Premier) or jump to the Groups tab to see your bar group's internal standings.
- Tonight: yesterday's drinks
- This Week: current matchup-week drinks
- This Season: cumulative since day 1
- Filter by league tier (Sunday League through Premier)
- Groups tab: your bar group's standings
Scout Meta
Intel on every bar in the league
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The intel layer. Open any bar's profile to see their recent matchup results, current lineup, captain picks across the last week, and the drink-level bucket of each lady on their roster. Read it before you finalise tomorrow's captain. The Soi Voice Tribune polls bolted onto Scout Meta also flag the bars trending hot or cold.
- Recent matchup record (last 7 days, last 14)
- Current lineup + bench, per-lady drink buckets
- Captain pick history (no raw drink numbers)
- Soi Voice Tribune polls: hot/cold trends
- Click a bar in the leaderboard to scout it
Season
2-week regular · 2-day semis · 1-day final · 17 days total
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The regular season runs two weeks (14 nights of drinks-racing). Top four advance to a two-day semifinal, then a one-day final on day seventeen. The league standings track total drinks across every bar. Trophy takers earn prestige that carries across seasons.
- 14-day regular season, drinks-race format
- Top 4 advance to a 2-day semifinal
- 1-day final caps the season on day 17
- Standings refresh at 09:00 Thai daily
- Prize pool + prestige to the top finishers
Matchup
Weekly head-to-head · 7 nights of drinks
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Each regular-season week the league pairs you with another bar for a seven-night drinks race. Win the week, bank the matchup prize. Win both weeks and a streak bonus stacks on top. Captains run every night to double one lady's drinks; chips and tranches work during the regular season only, never in the playoffs or final.
- 7-night drinks total decides each matchup
- Win bonus scales by your league tier
- Win both weeks: streak bonus stacks
- Captains every night, chips regular-season only
- Playoffs + final: no chips, just roster + captain
Dirty Tricks
Consent-based PvP duels · Rock-Paper-Stone
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The new bit. Challenge another bar, both put up the same wager, winner takes the whole pot. The fight is three rounds of Rock-Paper-Stone with hidden picks: Bureaucracy (Health Inspector / Cert) beats Heat (Police Raid / Tip-off), Heat beats Sabotage (Cut the Lines / Backup Generator), Sabotage beats Bureaucracy. Same kind ties. Tied total = defender wins. Wagers go into escrow on send, refund instantly on cancel/decline/expire.
- Wager from ฿25,000 up to the smaller of the two bars' banks
- Pot = 2× wager. Winner takes 90% after the 10% house cut
- 3 rounds, 3 picks each, hidden until reveal
- Tied total = defender wins (incumbent advantage)
- 24h to accept, free cancel before then, auto-refund on expire
- Mute a bar to silently auto-decline their challenges
Rivalries
Persistent grudges across the season
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The bars you've duelled most, the matchups you keep losing, the ones who've stolen your captain spot one too many times. Each rival gets a story page: the full head-to-head record, recent results, total ฿ swung between you. Useful for picking who to challenge to a duel and who to scout before the next matchup.
- Top opponents by duel count + matchup count
- Per-rival H2H record + net ฿ swung
- Full story page with chronological events
- Quick-rematch from any rival's row
Election
Mayor of Soi Sabotage · 17-day campaign
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Every season the league elects a Mayor. Filing opens on day one and closes on day fourteen. Voting runs through day seventeen. The mayor picks a five-person cabinet (one cashier as Treasurer plus four ladies). Each cabinet member's daily drink earnings divert into the mayor's slush fund, with a twist: bottom-bucket earners convert at 2.5×, top-bucket earners at 0.5×. Top three slush totals split the prize pool on day seventeen.
- Filing days 1–14, voting through day 17
- Mayor + Treasurer (cashier) + 4 cabinet ladies
- Daily moves: rally, smear, cook the books, door knock, damage control
- Cabinet drinks divert to slush (2.5× low-bucket, 0.5× high-bucket)
- Top 3 slush totals split the prize pool 60% / 25% / 15%