The Pattaya Turtle

Morning brief

Friday, 22 May 2026
PATTAYA TURTLE: Last night's drinks did the talking, this morning's owners doing the bragging, the Turtle taking dictation.
SOI VOICE TRIBUNE: 9 of 10 owners refreshed Earnings before drafting a captain. The 10th is winning.
PATTAYA TURTLE: Captain's Bonus tranche cutoffs tonight, the Turtle expects regret to peak around 11pm Thai.
Soi Voice Tribune
SOI VOICE TRIBUNE POLL: 51% of owners admit they bought a Beer Fridge before they had a freezer's worth of beer.
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